The Morning News Today! And more! Listen as Earth’s Dummy – Jill Gatsby – Delivers the news to you straight from her kitchen! I’ve got good news, bad news and then just news that shouldn’t be news – but Yahoo calls it headlines. Oh – and I have a nervous breakdown over Bill Cosby, transgender commentary, michael phelps, The Ford Modeling Agency and their anorexic models, Vaping till your gaping! Watch out! Prison Reform in desperate need and America on Capital Punishment. Get hypnotized instead.