Black People! Michael is right! These cops are hallucinating! They’re all loaded on racism and it doesn’t wear off easily. So please get a day glow orange wallet for your own safety! And while you’re at it just remember anything in your hand could be mistaken for a gun! So Michael has a brilliant idea! Let’s paint anything ORANGE that’s ever been mistaken for a gun by the police.
Here’s the list:
A Snicker’s Bar
An Almond Joy
A Cup Of Coffee
A Stick of Gum
A toothbrush (didn’t you know those Oral Bs are hazardous to your health?)
Oh F it. Just walk around with your hands up and a fake bullet wound shot through your the center of your head. There you go! Now you should be SAFE!
I love you! I’m here for you! You’re my first humans and the best I ever made. I knew it was a mistake when I made those white people – but I didn’t think they’d take chess so friction’ seriously!