EARTH’S FAVORITE PIECE OF JEWELRY THIS YEAR!

via Tom Ford’s Controversial Gold Penis Necklace Has Some Outraged.

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Now this is funny.

YOU HAVE TO GO AND CHECK THIS OUT!  I just love it.  I want to give one to the pope.  Is that wrong of me?

You know the best thing about this is that now you can take your little prick with you everywhere you go.

It’s too small to satisfy, but at least it’s bigger than my ex husband’s penis.  He doesn’t even have one the moody little bastard. Looming over me.

Making me nervous. Always messing with my ocean. Constantly changing.  Shall I go on?

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