Screen Shot 2014-12-19 at 7.38.16 PMTwo Trees and a Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today
without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a
beech, are growing in the woods. A small Tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is That a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The birch says he cannot tell,
but just then a woodpecker lands on the Sapling.
The birch says, “Woodpecker, you
are a tree expert.  Can you tell if that Is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

The woodpecker takes a taste of
the small tree and replies, “It is
Neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best Little piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Now wipe that smile off your face

via (6584 unread) – jillgatsby – Yahoo Mail.

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