Okay, so look at these two morons. Obviously they locked themselves in a closet that wasn’t even locked because these two characters are about as smart as a bag of hammers. Now we must get to the solution quickly with this one because there’s not much of a story here …. how about …..
For crying out loud, humans! For the love of my air could you all stop smoking altogether? You are polluting the hell out of me. Try eating #crack brownies instead if you don’t mind. If no one has invented them – don’t worry – some moron will.