Yes, it all makes sense now. I always knew Dracula was around, but he’s been evading me fall this time with his craftiness. And now I discover he’s been crashing on my son? Well, it’s not shocking. Mars is just desperate for attention. It’s hard to watch your mother getting all the praise.
And I’ve always wanted the best for Mars, but he’s got a terrible temper and he’s just too hot headed. Instead of sending scientists to visit him, they should send therapists.
Now as far as Dracula and his coffin goes – the proof is in the pudding! So beware all over me! Dracula is waiting to devour you and he’s the REAL ALIEN!