Well … if I could beat up the Moon, I’d give him a swift kick right in his dark side! Loomer.  That’s what he is! A loomer! Looming.  What? You think I need that guy to be complete and finished?  Dream on. Science just said two weeks ago I don’t need him so there!  I’m complete and he’s finished!

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Complete or Finished?
No dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between “complete” and “finished.” However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist, was the presenter when he was asked to make that very distinction.

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The question put to him by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: “Some say there is no difference between ‘complete’ and ‘finished.’ Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.”

Mr. Balgobin’s response: “When you marry the right woman, you are ‘complete.’

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If you marry the wrong woman, you are ‘finished.’

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And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ‘completely finished.’”
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His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

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