Earth Speaks Out!

Earth Speaks Out!

EARTH SPEAKS OUT

And it’s all NEW and VEGAN ….

Screen Shot 2015-11-29 at 8.03.49 PM.png Hey! What about us Broccolli?

 

Screen Shot 2015-03-12 at 1.12.26 PMYOU WERE MADE BY HUMANS, YO FOE!

 

EARTH SELFY BURNING MAN PROJECT

FeaturedEARTH SELFY BURNING MAN PROJECT

This is my proposal for the LA DECOM Burning MAN out at Joshua Tree March 19th – March 22nd.  http://laburningman.com/index.php/bequinox/ticket-info

Earth Selfy Project for Burning Man
So the idea is of this ART project is not only to transform the famous Cloud 9 into a spectacular exterior – but to inspire all Burners with RV’s to follow this model and transform their heap of gas guzzling stink into something spectacular on the “Cheap”.

I have dreamed of doing this for years, but I’ve been to overwhelmed by all the great artists on the playa and was too chicken shit to apply for any sort of art installation.  However, Joshua Tree doesn’t sound as scary and if we can get this project up and running it would be so awesome because then we could spread it like Ebola all over the RV Burner community and start turning lots and lots of RV’s into mobile ART Galleries.  And this I think would just be awesome!

Earth's personal dummy get an idea!
Earth’s personal dummy get an idea!

Let’s transform Fugly RV’s on the Playa into outdoor ART GALLERIES! Whooo Hooo! Project Art Selfy~  Now let’s get to it, folks!  This is not so hard.  For a 2 sides display – like this one below – simply cut out a screen and rig it to PVC Piping to mold it into any shape around the RV you’d like – This is a simple design here – The Rear – of the RV is a solid image – However you can project quite nicely out the large rear window of most RV’s to create a great rear projected image against this.  I THINK. I am Earth’s personal dummy, people. I may require a little help with this. As for the side – I am thinking of using an outside projector that will project directly onto the side canvas – onto the longest side of the RV – And perhaps taking 2 or 3 (if my budget allows) or if some super creative people who know how to play with projectors want to hop on board this train – we could create a multiple three panel projector art show that would be out of this world. It’s sort of like the one they did at the LA ZOO NIGHTS this year.  Let me see if I can find that footage –  …. OKAY! I FOUND THEM AND MADE A GIF … LA-ZOO-LIGHTS-elephants LET’S MAKE RV’S AMAZING TO MAKE UP FOR THE AIR POLLUTING MONSTERS THEY TRULY ARE!  IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR #YOURMUTHA

Earth Selfy Project for Burning Man
So the idea is of this ART project is not only to transform the famous Cloud 9 into a spectacular exterior – but to inspire all Burners with RV’s to follow this model and transform their heap of gas guzzling stink into something spectacular on the “Cheap”.

Because #YourMutha just doesn’t want to look at this:

Turning RV's Into Art Galleries!
Turning Fugly RVS into something that doesn’t hurt #YourMutha ‘s eyes!
Let’s cover that crap up and turn YOUR RV into an art gallery instead!

See – This is what Cloud 9 Looks Like: I did this in 3 days while Teddy was out-of-town.  I think I evaporated approximately 2 billion 53 million and four hundred and forty-six thousand, seven hundred and thirty-two brain cells.  I don’t think there’s much left now. Relying on the liquid stuff in there to  … uhhhhhh … and here is CLOUD 9!

Burning Man Project 2015 Earth Selfy and Cloud 9
Burning Man Project 2015 Earth Selfy and Cloud 9

And if you have any ideas for this – Pla — Please let me know. I am always open to suggestion.  It’s how I ended up in bed with my boyfriend after only knowing him 3 days! He suggested it was a good Idea.  I was completely under his control.  And he hasn’t been able to get rid of me ever since!

Earth's Personal Dummy has a boyfriend!
My evil twin.

via EARTH SELFY BURNING MAN PROJECT.

EARTH SPEAKS OUT – CASTING CALL! LOOKING FOR COMEDIANS TO PLAY A PLANET!

EARTH SPEAKS OUT – CASTING CALL! LOOKING FOR COMEDIANS TO PLAY A PLANET!
EARTH SPEAKS OUT CASTING CALL
CASTING CALL! BE THE VOICE OF A PLANET AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM!

How would you like to be the VOICE of one of the planets? CASTING CALL! We are CASTING the planets for our EARTH SPEAKS OUT COMEDY NEWS SHOW ONLINE The role of Uranus is up for grabs! Actually, my boyfriend already claimed Uranus. You can’t have it. My boyfriend is going to be Uranus and there’s nothing you can do about it! However, you could be MARS, THE MOON or PLUTO, the orphan drug addicted black sheep of the family. The role of Venus is also available. And we’re in final calls for Jupiter and Saturn. Actors & Actresses CALLt #YourMutha at (323) MOM-8283 For the audition everyone must Go live on GOOGLE HANGOUT LIVE – SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28TH 2015 at 12:00 Noon! Tell us why YOU want to be a PLANET and what makes your POV Unique! Be Prepared to crack a few jokes and banter about current affairs in the media.

EARTH ADDRESSES CONGRESS THIS MORNING!

EARTH ADDRESSES CONGRESS THIS MORNING!

#YourMutha Earth Speaks Out , earth addresses congress

Earth is fed up with the way congress is handling her environment,

not to mention the constant bickering that’s going on all over her.

This morning she took over Barrack Obama’s body and decided to address congress herself – up close and personal.
Her first bit of business was to correct the inscription etched across the capital.

In God We Trust – has now been transformed to read: IN EARTH WE TRUST –
#YourMutha claims if you #humans were to start trusting her instead of some invisible man

with a beard things would start to go a lot smoother on this globe. –

Yes, everything could get a lot better on her – at long last!

So clean up your act and love #YourMutha!

Go to:

http://www.earthspeaksout.com

Share something about earth that’s nice.

Don’t be a troll – or a spolied pole –

Leave something good for

#YourMutha like all love filled souls!