EARTH ADDRESSES CONGRESS THIS MORNING!

Earth is fed up with the way congress is handling her environment,

not to mention the constant bickering that’s going on all over her.

This morning she took over Barrack Obama’s body and decided to address congress herself – up close and personal.
Her first bit of business was to correct the inscription etched across the capital.

In God We Trust – has now been transformed to read: IN EARTH WE TRUST –
#YourMutha claims if you #humans were to start trusting her instead of some invisible man

with a beard things would start to go a lot smoother on this globe. –

Yes, everything could get a lot better on her – at long last!

So clean up your act and love #YourMutha!

Go to:

http://www.earthspeaksout.com

Share something about earth that’s nice.

Don’t be a troll – or a spolied pole –

Leave something good for

#YourMutha like all love filled souls!

EARTH is on the cover of THE INQUIRER! Who’s screwing her? Turns out everyone!

Earth tells all!
Read Earth’s confessions!
Get the REAL dirt on Earth!

http://www.earthspeaksout.com

▶ Earth’s Personal Dummy Takes A Vacation!

via ▶ Earth’s personal dummy takes a vacation! – YouTube.

Yes, I may be earth’s personal dummy, but as you can see being a dummy can pay off from time to time!

I’m skiing down Earth’s mountain in Mammoth and it’s covered in snow so soft and smooth it’s like skiing over whipped cream.  This is the life and it reminds me every time why I am doing what I am doing by trying to find the BAD NEWS all over earth and come up with SOLUTIONS for these issues.

Please join this Dummy over here in coming up with world solutions!  I know you can do it and hey, if you come up with enough solutions perhaps Earth will take you skiing in Mammoth too!

Now get busy and post a solution today at http://www.earthspeaksout.com

The Best Video On Me Ever!

via ▶ Master Of The Universe Stephen Hawking Episode 1… MUST WATCH – YouTube.

Now it’s time to watch, listen and wake up.

Elton John to Wed Longtime Partner David Furnish

For crying out loud, you guys! Were you waiting for all your dogs to die or what? Come on, already. Elton says I do then David says I do. We all know you both already did. Now it’s done. Kiss and make up. You may never have another orgasm as long as you live, but that’s the price of equality. Don’t ever say I didn’t tell you equality literally sucks. You’ve been warned! Now … good luck!

TIME

Will the holiday season bring wedding bells for Elton John?

Possibly!

The singer will officially tie the knot with longtime partner David Furnish, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.

In 2005, the pair – who are parents to sons Zachary and Elijah – entered a civil partnership. The ceremony, which took place in Windsor, England, was followed by a $2 million reception attended by stars including Donatella Versace, Ringo Starr and Victoria Beckham.

In March, shortly after England’s legalization of same-sex marriage, Furnish hinted to The Las Vegas Review Journal that they might be planning a May wedding.

“We don’t feel the need to take an extra step legally,” Furnish said at the time. “But since we’re committed for life, we feel it’s really important to take that step, and take advantage of that amazing change in legislation. We all live by example.”

In recent weeks, wedding rumors have run rampant…

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Who would you vote for? Elizabeth Warren, Bill Gates, Sharon Stone, James Franco or Rob Lowe! Take The Earth Poll Now!

What a toss-up!  But since Bill doest want the job I say let’s give it to Liz.  She’s certainly not a bad choice.

In fact, what a nice choice!  In fact, don’t be a bunch of morons!

Get behind this human with integrity and let’s get busy making you humans even better!

Okay – I must say though that if Bernie Sanders, James Franco, Rob Lowe or Bill Gates ever decide they want to run I am all in for them!

Sharon Stone?  Are you out there?  Wanna be President?

I must say I can’t see how anyone could say “NO” to you about anything, you sexy, hot little sandwich of a human.

I could eat you up myself! And by the way you penis mongers … Sharon is smarter than all those guys up there rolled into one.

Her IQ off the charts and she’s got a heart.  What?  Can it be?

So for President 2015 – who’s it gonna be?

Elizabeth Warren

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bill Gates

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sharon Stone

Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rob Lowe

Rob Lowe For President!

 

 

 

 

Or

James Franco – Here’s a guy who could run the country!

Him and Seth Rogen are two of the smartest guys on the planet.

And they stripped little Kim Jong Un straight naked down to his little butt hole  in The Interview.

It was pure genius as always. I say let’s vote these two into power!

James Franco For President!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who would you vote for?

Take the poll now!

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TIME

Moveon.org may be ready for Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren to throw her hat in the 2016 presidential race — whether she likes it or not.

Members of the liberal advocacy group will cast votes Tuesday and Wednesday for a campaign to throw the organization’s full support behind Warren, who has been championed on the left as a fierce advocate for the middle and working class.

The organization is ready to invest at least $1 million in a campaign for Warren, with plans to open and staff offices in key caucus states including Iowa and New Hampshire, galvanize volunteers, and recruit small-dollar donors.

Moveon.org has rallied behind Warren since her 2012 race for Senate. At the time, the group recruited both volunteers and donors, who were encouraged by her stance on student loan debt and social security benefits.

“MoveOn’s 8 million members are the volunteers, activists, and supporters who make up…

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JELLO comes forward against COSBY!

JELLO comes forward against COSBY!
Jello accuses Bill Cosby of getting jiggy with it, which proves there’s always room for Jello!
Waiting for Pudding to come forward. Pudding refuses to comment. Suspicions arise around the Pudding conspiracy. Did Bill pay off the Pudding? Jello claims it never got a penny!

Jello accuses Bill Cosby of getting jiggy with it, which proves there’s always room for Jello!

Jello speaks out and claims Cosby got fresh with its firmness.

Waiting for Pudding to come forward. Pudding refuses to comment. Suspicions arise around the Pudding conspiracy. Did Bill pay off the Pudding? Jello claims it never got a penny!

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