Yes, I may be earth’s personal dummy, but as you can see being a dummy can pay off from time to time!
I’m skiing down Earth’s mountain in Mammoth and it’s covered in snow so soft and smooth it’s like skiing over whipped cream. This is the life and it reminds me every time why I am doing what I am doing by trying to find the BAD NEWS all over earth and come up with SOLUTIONS for these issues.
Please join this Dummy over here in coming up with world solutions! I know you can do it and hey, if you come up with enough solutions perhaps Earth will take you skiing in Mammoth too!
For crying out loud, you guys! Were you waiting for all your dogs to die or what? Come on, already. Elton says I do then David says I do. We all know you both already did. Now it’s done. Kiss and make up. You may never have another orgasm as long as you live, but that’s the price of equality. Don’t ever say I didn’t tell you equality literally sucks. You’ve been warned! Now … good luck!
Will the holiday season bring wedding bells for Elton John?
The singer will officially tie the knot with longtime partner David Furnish, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.
In 2005, the pair – who are parents to sons Zachary and Elijah – entered a civil partnership. The ceremony, which took place in Windsor, England, was followed by a $2 million reception attended by stars including Donatella Versace, Ringo Starr and Victoria Beckham.
In March, shortly after England’s legalization of same-sex marriage, Furnish hinted to The Las Vegas Review Journal that they might be planning a May wedding.
“We don’t feel the need to take an extra step legally,” Furnish said at the time. “But since we’re committed for life, we feel it’s really important to take that step, and take advantage of that amazing change in legislation. We all live by example.”
Moveon.org may be ready for Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren to throw her hat in the 2016 presidential race — whether she likes it or not.
Members of the liberal advocacy group will cast votes Tuesday and Wednesday for a campaign to throw the organization’s full support behind Warren, who has been championed on the left as a fierce advocate for the middle and working class.
The organization is ready to invest at least $1 million in a campaign for Warren, with plans to open and staff offices in key caucus states including Iowa and New Hampshire, galvanize volunteers, and recruit small-dollar donors.
Moveon.org has rallied behind Warren since her 2012 race for Senate. At the time, the group recruited both volunteers and donors, who were encouraged by her stance on student loan debt and social security benefits.
“MoveOn’s 8 million members are the volunteers, activists, and supporters who make up…