Dracula’s been sleeping on Mars all this time! See his Coffin!

via Proof Of Life On Mars? New NASA Mars Curiosity Rover Photo Shows Ancient Coffin.

Earth Speaks Out about Dracula’s Coffin on Mars! It’s real, people and he’s coming to suck your blood!

Yes, it all makes sense now.  I always knew Dracula was around, but he’s been evading me fall this time with his craftiness.   And now I discover he’s been crashing on my son?  Well, it’s not shocking.  Mars is just desperate for attention.  It’s hard to watch your mother getting all the praise.

But it SNOT! It’s Dracula’s Coffin! Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid – He’s coming …. eeewwwww. That’s just TMI.

And I’ve always wanted the best for Mars, but he’s got a terrible temper and he’s just too hot headed.  Instead of sending scientists to visit him, they should send therapists.  

Yes, Dracula’s coming and and if he looks anything like Gary Oldman … I’m all in! Go ahead and suck away, baby! Then take me back to Mars with you where we can live happily ever after – because being here with all these humans is doing me in!

Now as far as Dracula and his coffin goes – the proof is in the pudding!  So beware all over me!  Dracula is waiting to devour you and he’s the REAL ALIEN!

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