▶ Dear Future Generations: Sorry – Prince Ea – YouTube

Featured▶ Dear Future Generations: Sorry – Prince Ea – YouTube
Sorry - Prince Ea
Sorry – Prince Ea

via ▶ Dear Future Generations: Sorry – Prince Ea – YouTube.

This is the most powerful message of the year!

EARTH RECOMMENDS BAMBOO TOILET PAPER FOR YOUR BUTTOCKS!

FeaturedEARTH RECOMMENDS BAMBOO TOILET PAPER FOR YOUR BUTTOCKS!

via EARTH RECOMMENDS BAMBOO TOILET PAPER FOR YOUR BUTTOCKS! – YouTube.

Earth’s personal dummy is reporting LIVE on toilet paper this morning so get the recycled stuff or get bamboo toilet paper, because after all the fracking we’ve done to #yourmutha why shouldn’t your butt be sore too?

MR. MOON MOVIE REVIEWS! He’s out of control!

FeaturedMR. MOON MOVIE REVIEWS!  He’s out of control!

This weeks picks at the box office!

#LUCY #NIGHTCRAWLER #Addicted #ALEXANDER

MR MOON MOVIE REIVEWS AT EARTH SPEAKS OUT
He’s reviewing the movies and pray he doesn’t give your film the ole’ dark side! It’s bad enough to get a bad review, but when #MrMoon doesn’t like you it’s like getting sucked into his black hole. Uhhh…. did someone say “Black Hole?” Heeee … huuuuu …. I’m so immature!

DISCLAIMER: Mrs. Mother, #YourMutha and Planet Earth deny any association with Mr Moon and his opinions.  In fact, we believe he’s just a moody little man with an inferiority complex trying to get attention. Just because he doesn’t like a movie doesn’t mean #YourMutha doesn’t like it.  And just because #MrMoon says it’s good …. well .. just look at his taste in movies, people!  “Nightcrawler?”

Really now?  I mean like a thriller as much as the next one, but why can’t James Cameron just come out with Avatar II already?  It’s just killing me!

Earth’s personal dummy’s laptop is dead!

Earth’s personal dummy’s laptop is dead!

It’s time to mourn people. My laptop has died. It’s not just my laptop it’s Earth’s laptop. It might’ve been the Katy Perry video I made that killed it. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever done if not the worst. Yes and I thought Katy Perry was bad but the video I made was badder, baby.

And now Earth’s computer is dead. I’m arranging for the funeral for this weekend which is also my son’s birthday so there will be balloons.

Yes, this means that Earth’s personal dummy needs to get another laptop.

Its time to sell a lot of shirts …. since she only gets two dollars on every shirt she sells … Zazzle takes the rest!

Those terrible greedy Zazzlers.

Oh, what is to become of me? My only place I ever put solutions was on my computer. Now my place for solutions has turned into a screaming banshee with red squares. Holy Christmas Candy! The ding dang computer has gone Minecraft on itself! That’s exactly what it looks like! I just figured it out. The ridiculous computer looks like Minecraft!

I’m going to turn it on and take a picture of it so I can show you.

Holy handstands Batman! it’s all better!

Now that’s what I call a miracle!

It’s all better now. I can’t believe it it’s all better. The computer is working. It’s quit playing Minecraft on itself and ceased screaming. My Photoshop is still here, my Final Cut Pro is still here and I if all my memories are still here then we’re good to go!

I promise for as long as I live I will never produce another Katy Perry video.

I kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof! Earth’s Dummy has had a complete break from reality!

FeaturedI kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof!  Earth’s Dummy has had a complete break from reality!

via I kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof – YouTube.

Yes, she lost reality in Griffith Park this weekend while frolicking in Travel Town. Now she’s resorted to making spoofs on Katy Perry and dog kissing!

At least her dog doesn’t French kiss.  Actually, I think a tongue did sneak out there once and right up the ole’ nostril hole.  You see, humans.  This is the key to happiness!

Follow Jill Gatsby’s example. The next time you are feeling overwhelmed or under the weather … make a video like this with French Kissing dogs and babies.  It’s a guarantee to turn anyone’s day around.

Now if we could just introduce Dog Kissing to the radicals in the Middle East … perhaps there could be peace.

AND NOW FOR THE BAD NEWS ….

http://www.laweekly.com/news/of-course-california-is-the-top-us-state-for-doggie-kisses-5374895

EARTH SPEAKS OUT~
http://www.laweekly.com/news/of-course-california-is-the-top-us-state-for-doggie-kisses-5374895

NOW WOULD RATHER HAVE ISIS AT YOUR DOOR OR HOOKWORM IN YOUR MOUTH?

I say more HOOKWORM and less WAR!  Bring on the kissing!  Perhaps you could give your dog a little mouth wash before you engage fully …. and buy the sport a little Sonicare Toothbrush while you’re at to keep those teeth fresh and clean!

ARCHETYPES IN THE TUNNEL

ARCHETYPES IN THE TUNNEL

My friend Chad Glass shared a video with me on life after death which inspired me to write this post and discuss Life and Death and how people see their “Gods”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNbdUEqDB-k

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My friend Erik Rettner – had the meningitis encephalitis virus literally destroy 90 percent of his brain when he was only 38 years old.

Doctors in America and across the world gave him a two week life expectancy and that was 7 years ago.  There was and still is no cure and zero survival rate for this rare disease and yet Erik is still here, walking, talking, opinionated as ever and still garnished from head to to in Gucci.

Erik was paralyzed from the neck down and his entire memory was completely erased. Erik was 38 years old.

While going in and out of over 2 dozen medically induced comas, he saw Jesus and had a conversations with him. It’s why he came back.

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This also happened to my 1st ex-husband, Martin Barter. (Earth’s Dummy has 2 ex-husbands and counting!)

There goes Marti!

Marti fell off a cliff and sustained severe frontal lobal damage. While in the throws of life and death, Marti, also raised in the Christian religion reports he saw Angels.

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Now folks, if you go to India – You will hear Buddhists and Hindus who have had life and death experiences – say they have seen “Their” gods come to them in light and in fury! No, not in the form of Jesus and no “White” Angels. Sorry to disappoint the bulk of the south.

http://www.near-death.com/hindu.html

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In the middle East – there are stories of Muslims having life/death experiences as well – but they also do not see Jesus or White Angels – they come back from the door of death claiming to have seen GOD himself –

the faces of god
http://www.thefacesofgod.com – Here is GOD HIMSELf – Turns out he’s a she! 

If they see Mohammad – they have to lie – because it’s forbidden to look into his face.

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(Another MAN-MADE insanity move)

This video shows how a Palestinian Kid’s MIND used images of FEAR and GUILT to reconnect him back to his body – He will believe that hell fire is real for the rest of his life, however is it real? Or did his own brain use this information against him to bring him back to life in his darkest hour?  What if YOUR BRAIN is GOD?

Now in Israel, New York, Paris and Los Angeles  – even in the valley … I have Jewish friends who have had life and death experiences. They report seeing GOD himself and the Big Bang.

Go to this link to read this story:

http://www.near-death.com/judaism.html

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When the body starts to go – the mind creates a hologram to relax the body, to medicate its pain, to abolish its fear and to prepare the consciousness for a final transition. If the brain’s program computes any chance of life – it will fight for that life and this is how:

People who have never heard of Jesus don’t have a life/death experience with him because he’s not in their brain’s data base of archetypes.  What they report seeing are entities they have been raised to fear or worship, or a deceased family member guiding them to go back from the “light”. Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 11.26.52 AM

The MIND – like a computer, chooses memories in the brain that have the strongest physical connections.

When a person is unconscious and in a life or death state such as a coma the mind is still struggling to survive and it will  search for archetypes that have had great influence on them (heroes, gods, parents, and friends).

The mind knows which of these archetypes in your mind are living and deceased and the mind will always choose the hologram program of the deceased because as it’s been shown – people take the “dead’ a hell of a lot more serious than they do the living. The brain will use any fear tactic it can radiate in the conscious to keep the body here.

Again, this is just like blood clotting on your knee to stop a nasty scrape.  The mind is simply attempting to reconnect the brain back to the body and save itself.

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How the mind reconnects the brain and the body to create after life experiences.

To do this it will create angels, god, Jesus, your long lost granny and even the devil and holy hell fire if need be.

This attempt on the mind’s part to reconnect the body back to life is nothing out of the norm for the mind.  It does this the moment we are created and it continues faithfully keeping us alive in this manner until the day we say

Goodbye, adieu, au revoir, See ya later alligator, off to the races, don't cry at my funeral. Have cake instead!

So, yes, if you follow Jesus – you just might get to see Jesus in a vision. If you follow Buddha – you may get to have a chat with big fellow. If you follow nothing – most likely you’ll see a dead friend or family member telling you to go back.  If you’ve been a prick all your life – you may see something that scares you straight out of your coma and back into your skin.

Is it GOD?  How could it not be? All religions say the same thing –FEW religious humans like this part very much ….

GOD IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING  – You, me, the rock over there and the poop you took this morning.

God is the whole enchilada and there’s no holding the sour creme, people.

The miracle here in all this is that GOD is everywhere and GOD is EVERYTHING.

The Faces Of God
The Faces Of God Art Series http://www.thefacesofgod.com

So what is God’s religion?  GOD doesn’t have a frickin’ religion, people!  Wake up and smell the urine. It stinks and so do ALL religions – It’s a stupid way for people to separate themselves from each other instead of uniting.

Religion has all been created and manufactured by MEN – I repeat MEN (not women – they’ve just been following these imbeciles around and taking orders from them like servants for thousands of years.

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Oppression and why women eat this crap for dinner. It’s worse than fast food! Demand Prime Rib! Stop being a bunch of pansies.

So let’s just say for one second that “GOD” is everything and that you and I are God having a spiritual experience, a physical experience and a mental experience.

EARTH is one of the oldest forms in this universe of GOD in the physical

How about if turns out that it’s EARTH that is our messiah?

Earth Speaks Out Episode #1 OCT 15 2014

Earth has created us out of GOD – Earth has evolved us, she has nurtured us and and what if it’s Earth who is our direct connection to everything?  What else dies a billion times a minute so that we humans can thrive here?

One only needs to look into the majestic magnificence of the universe to see the living souls there – the millions of visual stories exploding with the beauty, love and being-ness that is everything.

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NOW GO CHECK OUT MORGAN FREEDMAN’S ROCKIN’ NEW SHOW – THROUGH THE WORM HOLE YOU GO!

IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH?

And I hope this gets you chatting! Now I am signing off!

Jill Gatsby ~ Earth’s Personal Dummy.

Earth's Personal Dummy, Jill Gatsby www.earthspeaksout.com
Earth’s Personal Dummy, Jill Gatsby http://www.earthspeaksout.com

It’s a job. Someone’s gotta do it!

[PHOTO] The Statue of Liberty Under Construction in Paris, 1884

[PHOTO] The Statue of Liberty Under Construction in Paris, 1884

Brilliant. I love things created on me in the name of peace.

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The Statue of Liberty under construction in Paris. 1884 – five years before the Eiffel Tower would be completed.

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