Earth’s personal dummy’s laptop is dead!

Earth’s personal dummy’s laptop is dead!

It’s time to mourn people. My laptop has died. It’s not just my laptop it’s Earth’s laptop. It might’ve been the Katy Perry video I made that killed it. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever done if not the worst. Yes and I thought Katy Perry was bad but the video I made was badder, baby.

And now Earth’s computer is dead. I’m arranging for the funeral for this weekend which is also my son’s birthday so there will be balloons.

Yes, this means that Earth’s personal dummy needs to get another laptop.

Its time to sell a lot of shirts …. since she only gets two dollars on every shirt she sells … Zazzle takes the rest!

Those terrible greedy Zazzlers.

Oh, what is to become of me? My only place I ever put solutions was on my computer. Now my place for solutions has turned into a screaming banshee with red squares. Holy Christmas Candy! The ding dang computer has gone Minecraft on itself! That’s exactly what it looks like! I just figured it out. The ridiculous computer looks like Minecraft!

I’m going to turn it on and take a picture of it so I can show you.

Holy handstands Batman! it’s all better!

Now that’s what I call a miracle!

It’s all better now. I can’t believe it it’s all better. The computer is working. It’s quit playing Minecraft on itself and ceased screaming. My Photoshop is still here, my Final Cut Pro is still here and I if all my memories are still here then we’re good to go!

I promise for as long as I live I will never produce another Katy Perry video.

EARTH SELFY BURNING MAN PROJECT

FeaturedEARTH SELFY BURNING MAN PROJECT

This is my proposal for the LA DECOM Burning MAN out at Joshua Tree March 19th – March 22nd.  http://laburningman.com/index.php/bequinox/ticket-info

Earth Selfy Project for Burning Man
So the idea is of this ART project is not only to transform the famous Cloud 9 into a spectacular exterior – but to inspire all Burners with RV’s to follow this model and transform their heap of gas guzzling stink into something spectacular on the “Cheap”.

I have dreamed of doing this for years, but I’ve been to overwhelmed by all the great artists on the playa and was too chicken shit to apply for any sort of art installation.  However, Joshua Tree doesn’t sound as scary and if we can get this project up and running it would be so awesome because then we could spread it like Ebola all over the RV Burner community and start turning lots and lots of RV’s into mobile ART Galleries.  And this I think would just be awesome!

Earth's personal dummy get an idea!
Earth’s personal dummy get an idea!

Let’s transform Fugly RV’s on the Playa into outdoor ART GALLERIES! Whooo Hooo! Project Art Selfy~  Now let’s get to it, folks!  This is not so hard.  For a 2 sides display – like this one below – simply cut out a screen and rig it to PVC Piping to mold it into any shape around the RV you’d like – This is a simple design here – The Rear – of the RV is a solid image – However you can project quite nicely out the large rear window of most RV’s to create a great rear projected image against this.  I THINK. I am Earth’s personal dummy, people. I may require a little help with this. As for the side – I am thinking of using an outside projector that will project directly onto the side canvas – onto the longest side of the RV – And perhaps taking 2 or 3 (if my budget allows) or if some super creative people who know how to play with projectors want to hop on board this train – we could create a multiple three panel projector art show that would be out of this world. It’s sort of like the one they did at the LA ZOO NIGHTS this year.  Let me see if I can find that footage –  …. OKAY! I FOUND THEM AND MADE A GIF … LA-ZOO-LIGHTS-elephants LET’S MAKE RV’S AMAZING TO MAKE UP FOR THE AIR POLLUTING MONSTERS THEY TRULY ARE!  IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR #YOURMUTHA

Earth Selfy Project for Burning Man
So the idea is of this ART project is not only to transform the famous Cloud 9 into a spectacular exterior – but to inspire all Burners with RV’s to follow this model and transform their heap of gas guzzling stink into something spectacular on the “Cheap”.

Because #YourMutha just doesn’t want to look at this:

Turning RV's Into Art Galleries!
Turning Fugly RVS into something that doesn’t hurt #YourMutha ‘s eyes!
Let’s cover that crap up and turn YOUR RV into an art gallery instead!

See – This is what Cloud 9 Looks Like: I did this in 3 days while Teddy was out-of-town.  I think I evaporated approximately 2 billion 53 million and four hundred and forty-six thousand, seven hundred and thirty-two brain cells.  I don’t think there’s much left now. Relying on the liquid stuff in there to  … uhhhhhh … and here is CLOUD 9!

Burning Man Project 2015 Earth Selfy and Cloud 9
Burning Man Project 2015 Earth Selfy and Cloud 9

And if you have any ideas for this – Pla — Please let me know. I am always open to suggestion.  It’s how I ended up in bed with my boyfriend after only knowing him 3 days! He suggested it was a good Idea.  I was completely under his control.  And he hasn’t been able to get rid of me ever since!

Earth's Personal Dummy has a boyfriend!
My evil twin.

via EARTH SELFY BURNING MAN PROJECT.