Open your eyes to see some of the strangest things in the universe. This is fun and interesting and perhaps even enlightening. Now sit up and watch this!
Now we’re talking about a good video! This is all about the Hubble, my personal photographer. He’s very good at what he does. Now check out this video and be amazed! Now this is a good way to spend your Friday … looking at all the amazing things on me and around me!
Now it’s time to watch, listen and wake up.
This is what happens when you pollute me and I get bad gas!
This is what happens when you drill the hell out of me! You’re turning me into cheese, people!
Because I am STILL pissed off about the way you people are treating me! New Years resolution #1 … Be nice to ME!
I know what they saw. That was my first husband. What a putz. All he does is circle and complain.
Well, this took you people long enough to figure out.
It wasn’t Korea, it was ME!
Aren’t my twins awesome?
Time, time, time. All I have is time. And you humans come and go in the blink of an eye, but what a mess you leave behind! Really now. Time may be relative, but your pollution isn’t. It’s time to clean up your act and stop worrying about time. You’re running out of it! So what are you going to do about it? I say Clean Up Your Act Already! Get busy this year in 2015 and do something to make me better and make you better. Go hug a tree! Hug your neighbor! Hug a stranger! And for chicken’s sake, don’t try to hug a cop because they might mistake your arms for guns and shoot you! Now, stop punching the clock and start smelling my flowers. What’s a matter with you people already? Stop complaining all over me. And by the way, time is on my side.
This debate comes up every time a human watches a time travel movie: Is the timeline fixed, or is it constantly changing depending on what we do? Turns out that this is also an argument among physicists, some of whom believe the passage of time is illusion — while others view it as very real, and changing all the time.
The scientists aren’t debating time travel exactly, though it does come up. Instead, some are arguing that all events in time exist simultaneously, and we humans with our sad little linear, biological lives simply have an illusion that we are moving forward through events that are always already happening. Other physicists believe that time is, in fact, unfolding in real time — which means that we are changing the future all the time. Maybe physical laws themselves are even changing.
Prepare to be amazed.