EARTH SPEAKS OUT

After sitting in the dark for God knows how long, I am finally speaking out! Now, stay with me here people because as your mutha I got a lot of catching up to do. And Jill Gatsby, she's my personal dummy ... she's got a learning curve that makes the country of Chile look flat. I'm working on bringing a News Feed to you people of News that's actually worth READING! What do ya know? And I'll be looking for great stories for you kids too! Let's make you better so you last longer on me and have a great time doing it! Alright. If you need to know more about me, stick around. And don't ask the moon. He's a moody little bastard who changes his mind more than he changes shape. www.earthspeaksout.com

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