I kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof! Earth’s Dummy has had a complete break from reality!

via I kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof – YouTube.

Yes, she lost reality in Griffith Park this weekend while frolicking in Travel Town. Now she’s resorted to making spoofs on Katy Perry and dog kissing!

At least her dog doesn’t French kiss.  Actually, I think a tongue did sneak out there once and right up the ole’ nostril hole.  You see, humans.  This is the key to happiness!

Follow Jill Gatsby’s example. The next time you are feeling overwhelmed or under the weather … make a video like this with French Kissing dogs and babies.  It’s a guarantee to turn anyone’s day around.

Now if we could just introduce Dog Kissing to the radicals in the Middle East … perhaps there could be peace.

AND NOW FOR THE BAD NEWS ….

http://www.laweekly.com/news/of-course-california-is-the-top-us-state-for-doggie-kisses-5374895

http://www.laweekly.com/news/of-course-california-is-the-top-us-state-for-doggie-kisses-5374895

NOW WOULD RATHER HAVE ISIS AT YOUR DOOR OR HOOKWORM IN YOUR MOUTH?

I say more HOOKWORM and less WAR!  Bring on the kissing!  Perhaps you could give your dog a little mouth wash before you engage fully …. and buy the sport a little Sonicare Toothbrush while you’re at to keep those teeth fresh and clean!

Why Earth Loves Barrack Obama!

via Watch President Obama kick Stephen Colbert out of his chair and take over his show – Vox.

Watch President Obama kick Stephen Colbert out of his chair and take over his show.

Now this is why I like this guy, Barrack Obama.  He’s got a sense of humor, he’s genuine, he’s really trying to do a great job and clean up two decades of Republican disaster and let me tell you people something … It’s practically impossible.  Especially when the Republicans do everything in their power to prevent any clean progress on me.

Perhaps people should think again about all this rioting in the streets and what is really going on …. Has it occurred to you that the last election was bought and paid for?  Have you only just realized that the United States of America has fallen into the hands of the Republicans – The Imperial War Lords with their  Storm Troopers out in the streets creating war and disquiet amongst the people.

What a wonderful tolerance for everyone Barrack Obama has.  I would have swallowed up half the senate if I was president.  But I’m just Earth.  What’s my vote count anyway, right?

Michael Moore’s 7 minute Wallet Exchange in NYC is hysterical. This is a must watch.

And do you seriously think it’s easy for Barrack Obama being surrounded by all those mentally ill white people over there on Capital Hill that think that America was founded on greed, gluttony, selfishness and religion?

Study the photo below carefully.  Barrack and I are in the same boat.

#1 Cartoon of the DAY!

And now every cop in the country is going stark raving mad and they’re out shooting and killing anyone with a cell phone, a wallet, a hair clip, a pencil or a Snickers bar!  Think I jest? Watch the video – but pee first, because it’s very funny and I don’t want you to pee on me.

Now that you’ve watched that – I mean come on!  How can you NOT love this guy?

He’s like Martin Luther King on steroids!