Earth Speaks Out!

Earth Speaks Out!

EARTH SPEAKS OUT

And it’s all NEW and VEGAN ….

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Treehouse Apartment Building The Way It Should Be!

FeaturedTreehouse Apartment Building The Way It Should Be!

via Mega-Treehouse is an Entire Apartment Building.

25 Verde is just amazing folks and I think you’ll agree.  I can only say that #YourtMutha is quite pleased with this new apartment building that was recently erected in Turnin, Italy.

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Let’s just say it; The Italians have a certain class that America could do well to imitate here.  Talk about bringing the green to the gate.  This stunning apartment building boasts 150 Mature Trees and another 40 down in the courtyard.

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The 63 Unit Complex creates a unique way a living that cools down the place in the summer and keeps clean fresh air circulating at all times.  Tree can do that, you know?  It’s an amazing thing that EARTH created on her – and I’d say it’s a grand little miracle myself.

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And if this apartment building isn’t enough to inspire you to go green check out these gorgeous little tree houses.  Earth knows I’d do anything to live in one of these beauties!

Enjoy, pass it on and peace out!
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wonderful
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tree house literally
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This building even harvests and collects rainwater and uses it to feed the plants and trees that garnish it.  It’s an eco friendly dream come true and Earth and her personal dummy (that would be me) have never been so proud of the human race!  You’ve really done it this time, folks.  Now keep these coming.  We only need about 1/2 Billion more and we should be good to go.

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Earth’s personal dummy’s laptop is dead!

Earth’s personal dummy’s laptop is dead!

It’s time to mourn people. My laptop has died. It’s not just my laptop it’s Earth’s laptop. It might’ve been the Katy Perry video I made that killed it. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever done if not the worst. Yes and I thought Katy Perry was bad but the video I made was badder, baby.

And now Earth’s computer is dead. I’m arranging for the funeral for this weekend which is also my son’s birthday so there will be balloons.

Yes, this means that Earth’s personal dummy needs to get another laptop.

Its time to sell a lot of shirts …. since she only gets two dollars on every shirt she sells … Zazzle takes the rest!

Those terrible greedy Zazzlers.

Oh, what is to become of me? My only place I ever put solutions was on my computer. Now my place for solutions has turned into a screaming banshee with red squares. Holy Christmas Candy! The ding dang computer has gone Minecraft on itself! That’s exactly what it looks like! I just figured it out. The ridiculous computer looks like Minecraft!

I’m going to turn it on and take a picture of it so I can show you.

Holy handstands Batman! it’s all better!

Now that’s what I call a miracle!

It’s all better now. I can’t believe it it’s all better. The computer is working. It’s quit playing Minecraft on itself and ceased screaming. My Photoshop is still here, my Final Cut Pro is still here and I if all my memories are still here then we’re good to go!

I promise for as long as I live I will never produce another Katy Perry video.

I kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof! Earth’s Dummy has had a complete break from reality!

FeaturedI kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof!  Earth’s Dummy has had a complete break from reality!

via I kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof – YouTube.

Yes, she lost reality in Griffith Park this weekend while frolicking in Travel Town. Now she’s resorted to making spoofs on Katy Perry and dog kissing!

At least her dog doesn’t French kiss.  Actually, I think a tongue did sneak out there once and right up the ole’ nostril hole.  You see, humans.  This is the key to happiness!

Follow Jill Gatsby’s example. The next time you are feeling overwhelmed or under the weather … make a video like this with French Kissing dogs and babies.  It’s a guarantee to turn anyone’s day around.

Now if we could just introduce Dog Kissing to the radicals in the Middle East … perhaps there could be peace.

AND NOW FOR THE BAD NEWS ….

http://www.laweekly.com/news/of-course-california-is-the-top-us-state-for-doggie-kisses-5374895

EARTH SPEAKS OUT~
http://www.laweekly.com/news/of-course-california-is-the-top-us-state-for-doggie-kisses-5374895

NOW WOULD RATHER HAVE ISIS AT YOUR DOOR OR HOOKWORM IN YOUR MOUTH?

I say more HOOKWORM and less WAR!  Bring on the kissing!  Perhaps you could give your dog a little mouth wash before you engage fully …. and buy the sport a little Sonicare Toothbrush while you’re at to keep those teeth fresh and clean!

THE EARTH SHOW is coming!

FeaturedTHE EARTH SHOW is coming!

via Earth Speaks Out! News, Insults & Solutions! | THE EARTH SHOW.
THE EARTH SHOW!

CALL #YOURMUTHA TODAY AND LEAVE A MESSAGE.  TELL HER ALL YOUR TROUBLES!  SHE’SLL GIVE YOU ALL HER SOLUTIONS ON THE EARTH SHOW coming in March!  Got issues today? Leave a message!  Maybe she’ll call you back LIVE online!

#YOURMUTHA – 424-MOM-8283 – THAT’S 424-666-8283 (Yeah! It’s devilish!)

THE EARTH SHOW, EARTH SPEAKS OUT
COMING IN MARCH 2015!

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EARTH SELFY BURNING MAN PROJECT

FeaturedEARTH SELFY BURNING MAN PROJECT

This is my proposal for the LA DECOM Burning MAN out at Joshua Tree March 19th – March 22nd.  http://laburningman.com/index.php/bequinox/ticket-info

Earth Selfy Project for Burning Man
So the idea is of this ART project is not only to transform the famous Cloud 9 into a spectacular exterior – but to inspire all Burners with RV’s to follow this model and transform their heap of gas guzzling stink into something spectacular on the “Cheap”.

I have dreamed of doing this for years, but I’ve been to overwhelmed by all the great artists on the playa and was too chicken shit to apply for any sort of art installation.  However, Joshua Tree doesn’t sound as scary and if we can get this project up and running it would be so awesome because then we could spread it like Ebola all over the RV Burner community and start turning lots and lots of RV’s into mobile ART Galleries.  And this I think would just be awesome!

Earth's personal dummy get an idea!
Earth’s personal dummy get an idea!

Let’s transform Fugly RV’s on the Playa into outdoor ART GALLERIES! Whooo Hooo! Project Art Selfy~  Now let’s get to it, folks!  This is not so hard.  For a 2 sides display – like this one below – simply cut out a screen and rig it to PVC Piping to mold it into any shape around the RV you’d like – This is a simple design here – The Rear – of the RV is a solid image – However you can project quite nicely out the large rear window of most RV’s to create a great rear projected image against this.  I THINK. I am Earth’s personal dummy, people. I may require a little help with this. As for the side – I am thinking of using an outside projector that will project directly onto the side canvas – onto the longest side of the RV – And perhaps taking 2 or 3 (if my budget allows) or if some super creative people who know how to play with projectors want to hop on board this train – we could create a multiple three panel projector art show that would be out of this world. It’s sort of like the one they did at the LA ZOO NIGHTS this year.  Let me see if I can find that footage –  …. OKAY! I FOUND THEM AND MADE A GIF … LA-ZOO-LIGHTS-elephants LET’S MAKE RV’S AMAZING TO MAKE UP FOR THE AIR POLLUTING MONSTERS THEY TRULY ARE!  IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR #YOURMUTHA

Earth Selfy Project for Burning Man
So the idea is of this ART project is not only to transform the famous Cloud 9 into a spectacular exterior – but to inspire all Burners with RV’s to follow this model and transform their heap of gas guzzling stink into something spectacular on the “Cheap”.

Because #YourMutha just doesn’t want to look at this:

Turning RV's Into Art Galleries!
Turning Fugly RVS into something that doesn’t hurt #YourMutha ‘s eyes!
Let’s cover that crap up and turn YOUR RV into an art gallery instead!

See – This is what Cloud 9 Looks Like: I did this in 3 days while Teddy was out-of-town.  I think I evaporated approximately 2 billion 53 million and four hundred and forty-six thousand, seven hundred and thirty-two brain cells.  I don’t think there’s much left now. Relying on the liquid stuff in there to  … uhhhhhh … and here is CLOUD 9!

Burning Man Project 2015 Earth Selfy and Cloud 9
Burning Man Project 2015 Earth Selfy and Cloud 9

And if you have any ideas for this – Pla — Please let me know. I am always open to suggestion.  It’s how I ended up in bed with my boyfriend after only knowing him 3 days! He suggested it was a good Idea.  I was completely under his control.  And he hasn’t been able to get rid of me ever since!

Earth's Personal Dummy has a boyfriend!
My evil twin.

via EARTH SELFY BURNING MAN PROJECT.

EARTH ADDRESSES CONGRESS THIS MORNING!

EARTH ADDRESSES CONGRESS THIS MORNING!

#YourMutha Earth Speaks Out , earth addresses congress

Earth is fed up with the way congress is handling her environment,

not to mention the constant bickering that’s going on all over her.

This morning she took over Barrack Obama’s body and decided to address congress herself – up close and personal.
Her first bit of business was to correct the inscription etched across the capital.

In God We Trust – has now been transformed to read: IN EARTH WE TRUST –
#YourMutha claims if you #humans were to start trusting her instead of some invisible man

with a beard things would start to go a lot smoother on this globe. –

Yes, everything could get a lot better on her – at long last!

So clean up your act and love #YourMutha!

Go to:

http://www.earthspeaksout.com

Share something about earth that’s nice.

Don’t be a troll – or a spolied pole –

Leave something good for

#YourMutha like all love filled souls!