He’s reviewing the movies and pray he doesn’t give your film the ole’ dark side! It’s bad enough to get a bad review, but when #MrMoon doesn’t like you it’s like getting sucked into his black hole. Uhhh…. did someone say “Black Hole?” Heeee … huuuuu …. I’m so immature!
DISCLAIMER: Mrs. Mother, #YourMutha and Planet Earth deny any association with Mr Moon and his opinions. In fact, we believe he’s just a moody little man with an inferiority complex trying to get attention. Just because he doesn’t like a movie doesn’t mean #YourMutha doesn’t like it. And just because #MrMoon says it’s good …. well .. just look at his taste in movies, people! “Nightcrawler?”
Really now? I mean like a thriller as much as the next one, but why can’t James Cameron just come out with Avatar II already? It’s just killing me!
It’s time to mourn people. My laptop has died. It’s not just my laptop it’s Earth’s laptop. It might’ve been the Katy Perry video I made that killed it. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever done if not the worst. Yes and I thought Katy Perry was bad but the video I made was badder, baby.
And now Earth’s computer is dead. I’m arranging for the funeral for this weekend which is also my son’s birthday so there will be balloons.
Yes, this means that Earth’s personal dummy needs to get another laptop.
Its time to sell a lot of shirts …. since she only gets two dollars on every shirt she sells … Zazzle takes the rest!
Those terrible greedy Zazzlers.
Oh, what is to become of me? My only place I ever put solutions was on my computer. Now my place for solutions has turned into a screaming banshee with red squares. Holy Christmas Candy! The ding dang computer has gone Minecraft on itself! That’s exactly what it looks like! I just figured it out. The ridiculous computer looks like Minecraft!
I’m going to turn it on and take a picture of it so I can show you.
Holy handstands Batman! it’s all better!
Now that’s what I call a miracle!
It’s all better now. I can’t believe it it’s all better. The computer is working. It’s quit playing Minecraft on itself and ceased screaming. My Photoshop is still here, my Final Cut Pro is still here and I if all my memories are still here then we’re good to go!
I promise for as long as I live I will never produce another Katy Perry video.
Yes, she lost reality in Griffith Park this weekend while frolicking in Travel Town. Now she’s resorted to making spoofs on Katy Perry and dog kissing!
At least her dog doesn’t French kiss. Actually, I think a tongue did sneak out there once and right up the ole’ nostril hole. You see, humans. This is the key to happiness!
Follow Jill Gatsby’s example. The next time you are feeling overwhelmed or under the weather … make a video like this with French Kissing dogs and babies. It’s a guarantee to turn anyone’s day around.
Now if we could just introduce Dog Kissing to the radicals in the Middle East … perhaps there could be peace.
NOW WOULD RATHER HAVE ISIS AT YOUR DOOR OR HOOKWORM IN YOUR MOUTH?
I say more HOOKWORM and less WAR! Bring on the kissing! Perhaps you could give your dog a little mouth wash before you engage fully …. and buy the sport a little Sonicare Toothbrush while you’re at to keep those teeth fresh and clean!
And Jupiter is off complaining about chem-trails! Look at this! I mean for real? When is too much, too much, humans? I mean my sky looks like the 405 Freeway at rush hour for crying out loud! I just want to know how Felix Baumgartner landed with out hitting one of these suckers!
AIR TRAFFIC OUT OF CONTROL! Really? 5000 planes in the sky over the USA as we speak?
At any given moment there are an estimated 5,000 commercial airplanes in the skies over me all across the United States. If you go to Flightradar24 you can track flights on me all around the world, whether commercial airliners, private jets or military aircraft.
The website’s flight map is updated every couple of seconds. Using the map you can track a specific flight, mark out its route, the airport from which it departed and where it is supposed to land. You can even see its altitude and speed.
And all of this is neat and wonderful except for the fact that every single one of those planes is farting out toxic fumes all over ME!
So the idea is of this ART project is not only to transform the famous Cloud 9 into a spectacular exterior – but to inspire all Burners with RV’s to follow this model and transform their heap of gas guzzling stink into something spectacular on the “Cheap”.
I have dreamed of doing this for years, but I’ve been to overwhelmed by all the great artists on the playa and was too chicken shit to apply for any sort of art installation. However, Joshua Tree doesn’t sound as scary and if we can get this project up and running it would be so awesome because then we could spread it like Ebola all over the RV Burner community and start turning lots and lots of RV’s into mobile ART Galleries. And this I think would just be awesome!
Earth’s personal dummy get an idea!
Let’s transform Fugly RV’s on the Playa into outdoor ART GALLERIES! Whooo Hooo! Project Art Selfy~ Now let’s get to it, folks! This is not so hard. For a 2 sides display – like this one below – simply cut out a screen and rig it to PVC Piping to mold it into any shape around the RV you’d like – This is a simple design here – The Rear – of the RV is a solid image – However you can project quite nicely out the large rear window of most RV’s to create a great rear projected image against this. I THINK. I am Earth’s personal dummy, people. I may require a little help with this. As for the side – I am thinking of using an outside projector that will project directly onto the side canvas – onto the longest side of the RV – And perhaps taking 2 or 3 (if my budget allows) or if some super creative people who know how to play with projectors want to hop on board this train – we could create a multiple three panel projector art show that would be out of this world. It’s sort of like the one they did at the LA ZOO NIGHTS this year. Let me see if I can find that footage – …. OKAY! I FOUND THEM AND MADE A GIF … LET’S MAKE RV’S AMAZING TO MAKE UP FOR THE AIR POLLUTING MONSTERS THEY TRULY ARE! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR #YOURMUTHA
So the idea is of this ART project is not only to transform the famous Cloud 9 into a spectacular exterior – but to inspire all Burners with RV’s to follow this model and transform their heap of gas guzzling stink into something spectacular on the “Cheap”.
Because #YourMutha just doesn’t want to look at this:
Turning Fugly RVS into something that doesn’t hurt #YourMutha ‘s eyes! Let’s cover that crap up and turn YOUR RV into an art gallery instead!
See – This is what Cloud 9 Looks Like: I did this in 3 days while Teddy was out-of-town. I think I evaporated approximately 2 billion 53 million and four hundred and forty-six thousand, seven hundred and thirty-two brain cells. I don’t think there’s much left now. Relying on the liquid stuff in there to … uhhhhhh … and here is CLOUD 9!
Burning Man Project 2015 Earth Selfy and Cloud 9
And if you have any ideas for this – Pla — Please let me know. I am always open to suggestion. It’s how I ended up in bed with my boyfriend after only knowing him 3 days! He suggested it was a good Idea. I was completely under his control. And he hasn’t been able to get rid of me ever since!
CASTING CALL! BE THE VOICE OF A PLANET AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM!
How would you like to be the VOICE of one of the planets? CASTING CALL! We are CASTING the planets for our EARTH SPEAKS OUT COMEDY NEWS SHOW ONLINE The role of Uranus is up for grabs! Actually, my boyfriend already claimed Uranus. You can’t have it. My boyfriend is going to be Uranus and there’s nothing you can do about it! However, you could be MARS, THE MOON or PLUTO, the orphan drug addicted black sheep of the family. The role of Venus is also available. And we’re in final calls for Jupiter and Saturn. Actors & Actresses CALLt #YourMutha at (323) MOM-8283 For the audition everyone must Go live on GOOGLE HANGOUT LIVE – SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28TH 2015 at 12:00 Noon! Tell us why YOU want to be a PLANET and what makes your POV Unique! Be Prepared to crack a few jokes and banter about current affairs in the media.
Earth is fed up with the way congress is handling her environment,
not to mention the constant bickering that’s going on all over her.
This morning she took over Barrack Obama’s body and decided to address congress herself – up close and personal. Her first bit of business was to correct the inscription etched across the capital.
In God We Trust – has now been transformed to read: IN EARTH WE TRUST – #YourMutha claims if you #humans were to start trusting her instead of some invisible man
with a beard things would start to go a lot smoother on this globe. –
Yes, everything could get a lot better on her – at long last!
Earth Speaks Out about Dracula’s Coffin on Mars! It’s real, people and he’s coming to suck your blood!
Yes, it all makes sense now. I always knew Dracula was around, but he’s been evading me fall this time with his craftiness. And now I discover he’s been crashing on my son? Well, it’s not shocking. Mars is just desperate for attention. It’s hard to watch your mother getting all the praise.
But it SNOT! It’s Dracula’s Coffin! Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid – He’s coming …. eeewwwww. That’s just TMI.
And I’ve always wanted the best for Mars, but he’s got a terrible temper and he’s just too hot headed. Instead of sending scientists to visit him, they should send therapists.
Yes, Dracula’s coming and and if he looks anything like Gary Oldman … I’m all in! Go ahead and suck away, baby! Then take me back to Mars with you where we can live happily ever after – because being here with all these humans is doing me in!
Now as far as Dracula and his coffin goes – the proof is in the pudding! So beware all over me! Dracula is waiting to devour you and he’s the REAL ALIEN!
Don’t get Fracked!Face the Friggin’ Facts! Fracking is not the way to sustain your race – its the way to end it. Morons.Face the Friggin’ Facts! Fracking is not the way to sustain your race – its the way to end it. Morons.Face the Friggin’ Facts! Fracking is not the way to sustain your race – its the way to end it. Morons.Face the Friggin’ Facts! Fracking is not the way to sustain your race – its the way to end it. Morons.Face the Friggin’ Facts! Fracking is not the way to sustain your race – its the way to end it. Morons.Face the Friggin’ Facts! Fracking is not the way to sustain your race – its the way to end it. Morons.Face the Friggin’ Facts! Fracking is not the way to sustain your race – its the way to end it. Morons.
When countries ask for help, that help usually comes in the form of weapons being delivered to more un-evolved humans who are usually religious fanatics – who are employed to go take out someone who is behaving worse than they are at the moment.
Then when these hired and encouraged assassins kill the “Bad Guys” these same “heroes” then take the same weapons and go on a course to terminate anyone who doesn’t think the way THEY do – and of course to suppress, torture, and bully all women. Now one bully becomes replaced by another and the blood thirsty road becomes almost unstoppable –
Now is the time to seriously evaluate LIFE on EARTH – (that’s ME) and how to take out bullies, monsters and haters in a more humane and efficient way. Giving weapons to primitive people whose entire belief system is based on separation and hate and extremism is just a very bad thing to do – come on, now! You people know this already. It’s time to stop playing the INSANITY CARD = trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
Brussels (AFP) – EU foreign ministers called Monday for an alliance with Muslim countries to fight the growing Islamist militant threat as anger over the Charlie Hebdo cartoons fed fresh protests and violence.
Foreign policy head Federica Mogherini met Arab League chief Nabil al-Arabi to urge better cooperation in the wake of last week’s deadly Paris attacks and anti-terrorism raids in Belgium.
On the other side of a widening divide, hundreds of thousands of people rallied in Russia’s Chechnya while dozens of churches were torched in Niger during protests over the publication of the Prophet Mohammed caricatures.
Now that my dummy, Jill Gatsby has started putting all the rotten politicians in diapers she can’t seem to stop herself! And now for the little brats that tried to end Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s National Holiday! What a bunch of putzes.
New House Majority Whip Steve Scalise, John Mc Cain, Sen. Richard Shelby of Alabama, House Appropriations Committee Chairman Hal Rogers (R-Ky.)
Hey! What about us Broccolli?
YOU WERE MADE BY HUMANS, YO FOE!
LET’S MAKE RV’S AMAZING TO MAKE UP FOR THE AIR POLLUTING MONSTERS THEY TRULY ARE! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR #YOURMUTHA
And now I discover he’s been crashing on my son? Well, it’s not shocking. Mars is just desperate for attention. It’s hard to watch your mother getting all the praise.
Earth Speaks Out 
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