Earth Speaks Out!

Earth Speaks Out!

EARTH SPEAKS OUT

And it’s all NEW and VEGAN ….

Screen Shot 2015-11-29 at 8.03.49 PM.png Hey! What about us Broccolli?

 

Screen Shot 2015-03-12 at 1.12.26 PMYOU WERE MADE BY HUMANS, YO FOE!

 

Earth’s personal dummy’s laptop is dead!

Earth’s personal dummy’s laptop is dead!

It’s time to mourn people. My laptop has died. It’s not just my laptop it’s Earth’s laptop. It might’ve been the Katy Perry video I made that killed it. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever done if not the worst. Yes and I thought Katy Perry was bad but the video I made was badder, baby.

And now Earth’s computer is dead. I’m arranging for the funeral for this weekend which is also my son’s birthday so there will be balloons.

Yes, this means that Earth’s personal dummy needs to get another laptop.

Its time to sell a lot of shirts …. since she only gets two dollars on every shirt she sells … Zazzle takes the rest!

Those terrible greedy Zazzlers.

Oh, what is to become of me? My only place I ever put solutions was on my computer. Now my place for solutions has turned into a screaming banshee with red squares. Holy Christmas Candy! The ding dang computer has gone Minecraft on itself! That’s exactly what it looks like! I just figured it out. The ridiculous computer looks like Minecraft!

I’m going to turn it on and take a picture of it so I can show you.

Holy handstands Batman! it’s all better!

Now that’s what I call a miracle!

It’s all better now. I can’t believe it it’s all better. The computer is working. It’s quit playing Minecraft on itself and ceased screaming. My Photoshop is still here, my Final Cut Pro is still here and I if all my memories are still here then we’re good to go!

I promise for as long as I live I will never produce another Katy Perry video.

I kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof! Earth’s Dummy has had a complete break from reality!

FeaturedI kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof!  Earth’s Dummy has had a complete break from reality!

via I kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof – YouTube.

Yes, she lost reality in Griffith Park this weekend while frolicking in Travel Town. Now she’s resorted to making spoofs on Katy Perry and dog kissing!

At least her dog doesn’t French kiss.  Actually, I think a tongue did sneak out there once and right up the ole’ nostril hole.  You see, humans.  This is the key to happiness!

Follow Jill Gatsby’s example. The next time you are feeling overwhelmed or under the weather … make a video like this with French Kissing dogs and babies.  It’s a guarantee to turn anyone’s day around.

Now if we could just introduce Dog Kissing to the radicals in the Middle East … perhaps there could be peace.

AND NOW FOR THE BAD NEWS ….

http://www.laweekly.com/news/of-course-california-is-the-top-us-state-for-doggie-kisses-5374895

EARTH SPEAKS OUT~
http://www.laweekly.com/news/of-course-california-is-the-top-us-state-for-doggie-kisses-5374895

NOW WOULD RATHER HAVE ISIS AT YOUR DOOR OR HOOKWORM IN YOUR MOUTH?

I say more HOOKWORM and less WAR!  Bring on the kissing!  Perhaps you could give your dog a little mouth wash before you engage fully …. and buy the sport a little Sonicare Toothbrush while you’re at to keep those teeth fresh and clean!

EARTH ADDRESSES CONGRESS THIS MORNING!

EARTH ADDRESSES CONGRESS THIS MORNING!

#YourMutha Earth Speaks Out , earth addresses congress

Earth is fed up with the way congress is handling her environment,

not to mention the constant bickering that’s going on all over her.

This morning she took over Barrack Obama’s body and decided to address congress herself – up close and personal.
Her first bit of business was to correct the inscription etched across the capital.

In God We Trust – has now been transformed to read: IN EARTH WE TRUST –
#YourMutha claims if you #humans were to start trusting her instead of some invisible man

with a beard things would start to go a lot smoother on this globe. –

Yes, everything could get a lot better on her – at long last!

So clean up your act and love #YourMutha!

Go to:

http://www.earthspeaksout.com

Share something about earth that’s nice.

Don’t be a troll – or a spolied pole –

Leave something good for

#YourMutha like all love filled souls!

ANOTHER BAD PARENT POISONING THIER KIDS TO DEATH AND GETTING DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT!

ANOTHER BAD PARENT POISONING THIER KIDS TO DEATH AND GETTING DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT!

via School Shames Dad for Packing Daughter Unhealthy Lunch.

This dad is a putz and a moron.  Can I insult him further?  Well, I guess I could, but it would be a waste of time.

Earth Speaks Out!
Bad Daddy! If it’s not marshmallows he’s packing the lunch with – it’s processed meat. What a Heimer!

Here is the perfect example of a moron raising a child and priming her for CANCER.

This guy is more concerned with being right than having a child who lives a long and healthy life.  I am sure he thinks that Carl’s Jr. is also a healthy meal as he protested that the teacher didn’t see the processed ham and other processed crap he threw in the lunch bag that some other kids took the liberty of devouring – Less cancer for this little girl.

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People!  Feed your children FRESH, HEALTHY, CLEAN – UNPROCESSED FOODS – and you can start by wiping all the crap out of your diets too.  All the food is nothing but a waste of energy, space and time.  Get the good stuff. Wise up.

Here’s a great place to go to get recipes for grey lunches for your kids!

GREAT LUNCHES FOR YOUR KIDS! CLICK THE BLUE FOR THE FULL MENU!

HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS!  EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch!  Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS! EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch! Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS!  EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch!  Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS! EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch! Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS!  EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch!  Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS! EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch! Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS!  EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch!  Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS! EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch! Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS!  EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch!  Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS! EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch! Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS!  EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch!  Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS! EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch! Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS!  EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch!  Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!
HEALTHY LUNCHES FOR KIDS! EARTH SPEAKS OUT! Feed your kids a good lunch! Pick from this menu and clean up your act already!