EARTH SPEAKS OUT
And it’s all NEW and VEGAN ….
Hey! What about us Broccolli?
YOU WERE MADE BY HUMANS, YO FOE!
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Earth’s personal dummy’s laptop is dead!
It’s time to mourn people. My laptop has died. It’s not just my laptop it’s Earth’s laptop. It might’ve been the Katy Perry video I made that killed it. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever done if not the worst. Yes and I thought Katy Perry was bad but the video I made was badder, baby.
And now Earth’s computer is dead. I’m arranging for the funeral for this weekend which is also my son’s birthday so there will be balloons.
Yes, this means that Earth’s personal dummy needs to get another laptop.
Its time to sell a lot of shirts …. since she only gets two dollars on every shirt she sells … Zazzle takes the rest!
Those terrible greedy Zazzlers.
Oh, what is to become of me? My only place I ever put solutions was on my computer. Now my place for solutions has turned into a screaming banshee with red squares. Holy Christmas Candy! The ding dang computer has gone Minecraft on itself! That’s exactly what it looks like! I just figured it out. The ridiculous computer looks like Minecraft!
I’m going to turn it on and take a picture of it so I can show you.
Holy handstands Batman! it’s all better!
Now that’s what I call a miracle!
It’s all better now. I can’t believe it it’s all better. The computer is working. It’s quit playing Minecraft on itself and ceased screaming. My Photoshop is still here, my Final Cut Pro is still here and I if all my memories are still here then we’re good to go!
I promise for as long as I live I will never produce another Katy Perry video.
I kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof! Earth’s Dummy has had a complete break from reality!
via I kissed a dog Katy Perry Spoof – YouTube.
Yes, she lost reality in Griffith Park this weekend while frolicking in Travel Town. Now she’s resorted to making spoofs on Katy Perry and dog kissing!
At least her dog doesn’t French kiss. Actually, I think a tongue did sneak out there once and right up the ole’ nostril hole. You see, humans. This is the key to happiness!
Follow Jill Gatsby’s example. The next time you are feeling overwhelmed or under the weather … make a video like this with French Kissing dogs and babies. It’s a guarantee to turn anyone’s day around.
Now if we could just introduce Dog Kissing to the radicals in the Middle East … perhaps there could be peace.
AND NOW FOR THE BAD NEWS ….
http://www.laweekly.com/news/of-course-california-is-the-top-us-state-for-doggie-kisses-5374895
NOW WOULD RATHER HAVE ISIS AT YOUR DOOR OR HOOKWORM IN YOUR MOUTH?
I say more HOOKWORM and less WAR! Bring on the kissing! Perhaps you could give your dog a little mouth wash before you engage fully …. and buy the sport a little Sonicare Toothbrush while you’re at to keep those teeth fresh and clean!
THE EARTH SHOW is coming!
via Earth Speaks Out! News, Insults & Solutions! | THE EARTH SHOW.
THE EARTH SHOW!
CALL #YOURMUTHA TODAY AND LEAVE A MESSAGE. TELL HER ALL YOUR TROUBLES! SHE’SLL GIVE YOU ALL HER SOLUTIONS ON THE EARTH SHOW coming in March! Got issues today? Leave a message! Maybe she’ll call you back LIVE online!
#YOURMUTHA – 424-MOM-8283 – THAT’S 424-666-8283 (Yeah! It’s devilish!)
Contempt Prior To Investigation Is A Guarantee To Keep You In Everlasting Ignorance.
via Jesse Ventura Won’t See ‘American Sniper’; Says Chris Kyle Is No Hero.
Ventura, a former Navy SEAL, won $1.8 million in a defamation lawsuit last year against the estate of the late Chris Kyle, the SEAL protagonist of the movie, which has sparked debate over whether snipers should be considered heroes. Ventura said Wednesday he won’t see the film partly because Kyle is no hero to him.
“A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can’t have honor if you’re a liar. There is no honor in lying,” Ventura told The Associated Press from his winter home in Baja California, Mexico. He also noted that the movie isn’t playing there
So this moron never goes to see the movie, gives it a bad review and says it’s full of lies? How would he know? At least I saw the movie. I know. I know. I am Earth’s Personal Dummy with a memory thinner than a Ford super model, but at least I saw the film before making any comments – I will say three things then I will let #MRMOON do his review.
#1. Being a sniper destroyed this man’s happiness and his very soul. This is true and was depicted quite truthfully.
#2. There are no heroes in war, only victims. This was also shown and depicted quite truthfully by Mr. Dirty Harry.
#3. The Film was disturbing, heartbreaking, terrifying, relentless and it also had a lot of holes in it – like the moon. And now for #MRMOON’s thoughts
AMERICAN SNIPER
#1.
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