EARTH SPEAKS OUT
And it’s all NEW and VEGAN ….
Hey! What about us Broccolli?
YOU WERE MADE BY HUMANS, YO FOE!
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Tag: Earth’s Dummy
EARTH RECOMMENDS BAMBOO TOILET PAPER FOR YOUR BUTTOCKS!
via EARTH RECOMMENDS BAMBOO TOILET PAPER FOR YOUR BUTTOCKS! – YouTube.
Earth’s personal dummy is reporting LIVE on toilet paper this morning so get the recycled stuff or get bamboo toilet paper, because after all the fracking we’ve done to #yourmutha why shouldn’t your butt be sore too?
Earth’s personal dummy’s laptop is dead!
It’s time to mourn people. My laptop has died. It’s not just my laptop it’s Earth’s laptop. It might’ve been the Katy Perry video I made that killed it. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever done if not the worst. Yes and I thought Katy Perry was bad but the video I made was badder, baby.
And now Earth’s computer is dead. I’m arranging for the funeral for this weekend which is also my son’s birthday so there will be balloons.
Yes, this means that Earth’s personal dummy needs to get another laptop.
Its time to sell a lot of shirts …. since she only gets two dollars on every shirt she sells … Zazzle takes the rest!
Those terrible greedy Zazzlers.
Oh, what is to become of me? My only place I ever put solutions was on my computer. Now my place for solutions has turned into a screaming banshee with red squares. Holy Christmas Candy! The ding dang computer has gone Minecraft on itself! That’s exactly what it looks like! I just figured it out. The ridiculous computer looks like Minecraft!
I’m going to turn it on and take a picture of it so I can show you.
Holy handstands Batman! it’s all better!
Now that’s what I call a miracle!
It’s all better now. I can’t believe it it’s all better. The computer is working. It’s quit playing Minecraft on itself and ceased screaming. My Photoshop is still here, my Final Cut Pro is still here and I if all my memories are still here then we’re good to go!
I promise for as long as I live I will never produce another Katy Perry video.
THE EARTH SHOW is coming!
via Earth Speaks Out! News, Insults & Solutions! | THE EARTH SHOW.
THE EARTH SHOW!
CALL #YOURMUTHA TODAY AND LEAVE A MESSAGE. TELL HER ALL YOUR TROUBLES! SHE’SLL GIVE YOU ALL HER SOLUTIONS ON THE EARTH SHOW coming in March! Got issues today? Leave a message! Maybe she’ll call you back LIVE online!
#YOURMUTHA – 424-MOM-8283 – THAT’S 424-666-8283 (Yeah! It’s devilish!)
EARTH IS ON THE COVER OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE!
Well, with a couple of “PA Meetings” (Planet Anonymous) he should be able to come to the understanding that he’s 1. Powerless over his mother and that his atmosphere has become unmanageable.
2. Comes to believe that his Mutha can restore him to sanity ….
He may be able to continue spinning as usual, but right now he’s in complete denial – not to mention that he thinks the power greater than himself happens to be the Sun!
Well, as his mother and yours – I have never been so insulted in all my existence.
ARE SCIENTISTS CREATING MOSQUITOZILLA? Oh boy.
via Millions of GMO insects could be released in Florida Keys – Yahoo News.
Scientists are about to release a GMO Mosquito into the Florida Keys in an attempt to wipe out a virus. Will it work or will they just end up creating MOSQUITOZILLA! AHHHH! TALK ABOUT A BLOOD SUCKER. MY HEAD HURTS.
ANOTHER BAD PARENT POISONING THIER KIDS TO DEATH AND GETTING DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT!
via School Shames Dad for Packing Daughter Unhealthy Lunch.
This dad is a putz and a moron. Can I insult him further? Well, I guess I could, but it would be a waste of time.
Here is the perfect example of a moron raising a child and priming her for CANCER.
This guy is more concerned with being right than having a child who lives a long and healthy life. I am sure he thinks that Carl’s Jr. is also a healthy meal as he protested that the teacher didn’t see the processed ham and other processed crap he threw in the lunch bag that some other kids took the liberty of devouring – Less cancer for this little girl.
People! Feed your children FRESH, HEALTHY, CLEAN – UNPROCESSED FOODS – and you can start by wiping all the crap out of your diets too. All the food is nothing but a waste of energy, space and time. Get the good stuff. Wise up.
Here’s a great place to go to get recipes for grey lunches for your kids!
GREAT LUNCHES FOR YOUR KIDS! CLICK THE BLUE FOR THE FULL MENU!
Wanna Kick Ass in 2015? Follow this guy’s instructions!
via ▶ 3 Must Do’s in 2015 – YouTube.
Suckers pay 350.00 an hour for trainers like this! Now do what he says if you want to get to the top of your dreams! And go to Emeka’s website and send this guy some money! Better to give it him to keep putting out videos like this – than waste it on another latte! I really like this human! He’s officially one of my favorites!
Big fan! Big fan! Big Fan! Earth’s a big fan of Emeka and if you shared stuff like this on me I’d be a big fan of you too!
So share away! Get busy already! Go to the earth speaks out forum and share something on me already!
Homage To The Racists In U.S. Government
Now that my dummy, Jill Gatsby has started putting all the rotten politicians in diapers she can’t seem to stop herself! And now for the little brats that tried to end Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s National Holiday! What a bunch of putzes.
Earth Aphorisms And Politicians In Diapers!
Photo by Jill Gatsby – Earth’s Personal Dummy! http://www.jillgatsby.com
I don’t mean to be partial, but I really like this guy! Now Look At All The Solutions He Came Up With!
via 9 Ways We Geeked Out About Science and Technology in 2014 | The White House.
So what are you going to do?
This guy came up with solutions all over me this year! 
And so can you! Everyone can do this! Let’s get into the conversation and get things done!
My Dummy is sick as a dog today!
I apologize for the lack of content, but my personal dummy, Jill Gatsby caught the flew when she was trying to catch a ride home from the airport.
Well, now she’s in for it.
She’s been sweating and speaking incoherently (which isn’t much of a change from her regular day life) but I am sure she’ll back up and blogging for me very soon!
Otherwise I am going to have to absorb her and that wouldn’t be good because then I’ll never stop talking.
Help!
Someone get my dummy a magical flu cure. I’d tell her to take some of my mushrooms, but she’s already psychedelic!
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